The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
As shirtless as possible
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just want to make out with him forever
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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