grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Non-Jews are for practice
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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