She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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