If i come over, it means nothing
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Randomize
