Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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