I've blown a few things in my day
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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