But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
