Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
