I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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