Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
