Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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