Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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