ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
she smelled like a LAN party
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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