I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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