I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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