He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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