How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
