Cold hands, warm shart.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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