you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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