yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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