Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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