dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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