No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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