come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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