I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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