i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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