He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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