im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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