nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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