Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
