i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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