It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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