I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We are two peas in an std pod
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I want a musical about memes.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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