Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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