She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
How did I end up in the pool?!
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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