So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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