So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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