I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Randomize
