doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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