My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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