So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Life is so much better after having sex.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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