I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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