i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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