Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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