Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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