Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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