so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
