Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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