Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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