i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
There's even glitter on my cock...
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