Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
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