dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
