Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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