ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize