Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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