You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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